File this under Bad Ideas: Before she called off her wedding to Jesse “America’s Sweetheart” James, Kat Von D decided to get a tattoo of HIS FACE underneath her left armpit.
(Had Von D learned nothing from “Winona Forever”?) Photo Below.
The tattoo artist with the slacker-girl voice debuts her James homage — a recreation of his fifth-grade photo — on Thursday’s premiere of “LA: Ink” on TLC. She freaks out while revealing the love tat to James, who seems pleasantly surprised but not overwhelmingly overjoyed. “You’re crazy,” he says, sounding like an awkward-and-screechy “Beavis and Butt-head.” Then he kisses Von D and says, “I love you.”
To which Von D responds: “I thought you were gonna tell me you’re breaking up with me. Just kidding! You like it? It’s really hurting a lot.”